As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important thing was that every one of those pardons Clinton sold for cash on his last day in office was signed by Bill Clinton personally.

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.

In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.

I'm not going to be lectured to.

Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes, and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents -- but God forbid an infidel touch a Quran at Guantanamo.

Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.