Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

Instead of seeking wisdom, liberals desire to be seen as clever by being counterintuitive, crazy, and outre.

That is [liberalism's] goal - to destroy the family... [liberals] just made up this gay marriage thing gays are natural conservatives.

Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.

Democrats are channeling their frustration with America's imminent military victory in Afghanistan into hysterical opposition to reasonable national security measures at home. (Incidentally, this ought to prove once and for all what a bunch of paper tigers the Russians are. What were they doing over there for 10 years? It hasn't taken us 10 weeks.)

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

...while a sane world would not employ 5-foot-tall grandmothers as law enforcement officers, a sane world would also not give full body-cavity searches to 5-foot-tall grandmothers at airports.