Democrats are channeling their frustration with America's imminent military victory in Afghanistan into hysterical opposition to reasonable national security measures at home. (Incidentally, this ought to prove once and for all what a bunch of paper tigers the Russians are. What were they doing over there for 10 years? It hasn't taken us 10 weeks.)

You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization.

I wouldn't know all that I do about history, if I spent my time watching cartoons and other TV shows.

I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.

Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever [Jimmy] Carter says, as quickly as possible.

Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.