I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

I defy any of my coreligionists to tell me they do not laugh at the idea of Dawkins burning in hell.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

If we had complete knowledge, you wouldn't need any intelligence gathering whatsoever. The president isn't god. We do have intelligence gathering.

I'm more of a man than any liberal.

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.