I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much

CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake.

I would rank George Washington as America's greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world's greatest military power with a ragtag group of irregulars and some squirrel guns, whereas Ronald Reagan had to defeat liberals.

It is puzzling why anyone would want to (become governor of California). It's like vying to become Roseanne Barr's next husband. Sure you'd get your name in the paper, but look at the mess you'd be getting yourself into.

Everything that liberals want they call a civil right. This avoids them having to argue about it and puts the halo around the issue.