Liberalism is part of a religious disorder that demands a belief that life is controllable.

Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.

Government workers think the job of everyone else in the economy is to protect their high salaries, crazy work rules and obscene pensions. They self-righteously lecture us about public service, the children, a 'living wage' all in the service of squeezing more money from the taxpayer to fund their breathtakingly selfish job arrangements.

College campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.

Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.