Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. ... Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future, and it doesn't brood over the past. It's the day-in and day-out chronicle of irritations, problems, compromises, small disappointments, big victories and working toward common goals. If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.