Some things get better with age, but after a certain point, the mind isn't among them.

Some things get better with age, but after a certain point, the mind isn't among them.

Don't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.