I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

If criticism is needed, do it tactfully. Don't use a sledgehammer when a fly swatter will do the job.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Being interested is more important than being interesting.

Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.