Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future and it doesn't brood over the past.

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen.

In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.

A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other. Some of its chief benefits are cancer of the lips and stomach, softening of the brain, funeral procesions, and families shrouded in gloom and grief. Although a great many people know this, they still smoke in order to appear sophisticated.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.