Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.

Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.