Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future and it doesn't brood over the past.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Women who are devoted to causes, such as overpopulation and the underprivileged [sic], are much less interested in fashion than, let's say, those who lunch at La Grenouille and Le Cirque.

Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.

People, like water, seek their own level.