Never let an opportunity pass to give a well-deserved compliment.
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.
Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.
No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.