Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.
More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement.
All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.