Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.

Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.