A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement.
Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.
I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.
Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than you think. Cultivate a pleasant voice. How you say it is often more important than what you say.