Many peo­ple know the price of every­thing and the value of noth­ing

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

Don't give up. Keep going. there is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

trouble is not a sign of inadequacy, stupidity or inferiority, but rather an inescapable part of life - proof that you are a card-carrying member of the human race.

Don't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.