More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business
Wake up and smell the coffee.
TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation.
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
Don't give up. Keep going. there is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down