Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann LandersAnyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.
Ann LandersRemember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.
Ann LandersImagine you had a bank that each morning credited your account with $1,440 - with one condition: whatever part of the $1,440 you failed to use during the day would be erased from your account, and no balance would be carried over. What would you do? You'd draw out every cent every day and use it to your best advantage. Well, you do have such a bank, and its name is time. Every morning, this bank credits you with 1,440 minutes. And it writes off as forever lost whatever portion you have failed to invest to good purpose.
Ann Landers