Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.

Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.

trouble is not a sign of inadequacy, stupidity or inferiority, but rather an inescapable part of life - proof that you are a card-carrying member of the human race.