Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen.
Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened?
No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.
Don't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.