All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

Experience, they say, is the best teacher, but we get the grade first and the lesson later.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Don't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices.