At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. ... Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future, and it doesn't brood over the past. It's the day-in and day-out chronicle of irritations, problems, compromises, small disappointments, big victories and working toward common goals. If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.