More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.
Children have an uncanny way of living up - or down - to what is expected of them.
If criticism is needed, do it tactfully. Don't use a sledgehammer when a fly swatter will do the job.