The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

Never let an opportunity pass to give a well-deserved compliment.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.

Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.

A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other. Some of its chief benefits are cancer of the lips and stomach, softening of the brain, funeral procesions, and families shrouded in gloom and grief. Although a great many people know this, they still smoke in order to appear sophisticated.