Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.
Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business
Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.
Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than you think. Cultivate a pleasant voice. How you say it is often more important than what you say.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares immortality with us.