Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

Don't indulge in gossip. ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.

Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen.

Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.

Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than you think. Cultivate a pleasant voice. How you say it is often more important than what you say.