Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business

Parents do not owe their progeny an inheritance no matter how much money they have. One of the surest ways to produce loafers and freeloaders is to let children know that their future is assured.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.

I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.

Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.