Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business

Many peo­ple know the price of every­thing and the value of noth­ing

Don't give up. Keep going. there is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.