Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices.

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.

TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation.

People, like water, seek their own level.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.