Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high, look it quarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.

Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.