Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high, look it quarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

It is a mark of a superior mind to be able to disagree without being disagreeable.