A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.

Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.

trouble is not a sign of inadequacy, stupidity or inferiority, but rather an inescapable part of life - proof that you are a card-carrying member of the human race.

Don't give up. Keep going. there is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down

It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.