A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.

All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.