I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it.

One of life's terrible truths is that women like guys who seem to know what they're doing.

PETA doesn't want stressed animals to be cruelly crowded into sheds, ankle-deep in their own crap, because they don't want any animals to die ever and basically think chickens should, in time, gain the right to vote. I don't want animals stressed or crowded or treated cruelly or inhumanely because that makes them probably less delicious.

Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.

What's the opposite of suck? Un-suck?

People everywhere have been very, very good to me, whether I'm with or without cameras.

The journey is part of the experience - an expression of the seriousness of one's intent. One doesn't take the A train to Mecca.