Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked. "He got the wrong number," Alex said.

Do you realise how much trouble you're in?" "Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.

My writing has always been what you call 'narrative fiction' in the sense that it's got very strong plots and twists at the end.

I don't know anything!' Tim(Caleb) wailed. He'd never spoken a truer word in his life.

You don't need to be able to string a sentence together in a way that is elegant or even vaguely meaningful to produce a bestseller - as Dan Brown has demonstrated time and again.

Was it fate? Was it destiny?" "I think it was Alan Blunt.