People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

I don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something that I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.