People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.

I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.