People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.

I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.