It’s always hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a writer if they had the time.

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

Just because you're living in blissful oblivion doesn't mean you're not responsible.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

I adore [my son]. I wouldn't trade him in for a Pulitzer - unless someone actually offered that as an option.

People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot.

Every battle, every war - is fought for things worth dying for.