Just because you're living in blissful oblivion doesn't mean you're not responsible.

Just because you're living in blissful oblivion doesn't mean you're not responsible.

The only thing that matters is what you do now, here.

I thought I would try my hand at sailing. It was too small and kept sinking, so I decided to try a boat instead.

I adore [my son]. I wouldn't trade him in for a Pulitzer - unless someone actually offered that as an option.

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.