People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot.

Spending the day with you has been marginally better than watching mother die of cancer.

Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.

I adore [my son]. I wouldn't trade him in for a Pulitzer - unless someone actually offered that as an option.

Just because you're living in blissful oblivion doesn't mean you're not responsible.

It’s always hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a writer if they had the time.

People who are intolerant, categorize and over-react... should all be dragged against a wall and shot.