Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.