I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail.
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.