My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.

I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.

The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.