I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?
I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.
I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.