The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.