By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.