Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?