Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.
Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.