If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Better start rushing before the rush begins!

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.

If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.