If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.