If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

I have seen the future! Go back!

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.