Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.

My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.