For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known, for others it depends on never being found out.

Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?

Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.