My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?

The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.