Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.