The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.

Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.