Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

My main object in life is to see what will happen next.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

I have seen the future! Go back!

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.