The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!

The majority is never right, unless it includes me.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.