I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.