I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.

I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.