I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.