I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

How can I fail when I have no purpose?

My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.